SimLoader

• Loading widgets...
• Reticulating splines...
• Maximizing throughput...
• Categorizing hotdogs...
• Alphabetizing ducks...
• Obfuscating pictograms...
• Projecting flatulence dissipators...
• Diffusing osmotic flavonoids...
• Masticating chewing gum...
• Obliterating dangerous subsequences...

A SimCity style loader for showing fun messages in sequence. Easily degradable fallback, semantic, micro-sized, intelligent defaults.